Civil Engineer BLOG

– I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

– You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

– Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

– My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

– Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

– Wanna come back to my room?… and see my 300mHz Pentium II?

– How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

– You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

– You're sweeter than fructose.

– We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

– Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

– Wanna see the programs in my HP?

– Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

– You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

– I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.

– Hey baby, let's make a stress-strain curve together.